You are a child of God Zooks. And God Zooks has blessed his children with a task to perform. That task is the active, but peaceful, removal of the Old Word's influence, while furthering that of the New World. This goal can be pursued in many ways, both large and small.
Just taking the time to speak to your neighbor about the blessings of the New World can aid the work of the Ministry. Teaching your children about the Gospel or "Gungle" of the New World, or even giving a copy of Book of the New World to friends and family as a gift are all ways you can seek to obey God Zook's commandment.
Another way in which you can support the important mission of our Ministry is through financial contributions. These can take the form of either purely monetary donations, or by purchasing New World Ministry products through our online store.
Even if all you can give is a single dollar, you'll be helping to spread the good news of God Zook's New World by a small amount. If you feel drawn to make a donation or purchase one of our fine products, please click one of the buttons below for instructions. And remember, every penny you provide for the Ministry brings us one step closer to fulfilling God Zook's plan of toatal Kewlness for Humanity.