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De Daily Start Page
You can get the latest news, weather and Horriblescopes from your Ministry start page.
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New World Ministry is a religious organization with a single purpose. To spread awareness of the Revealed New Word of Poopy Panda amongst all nations. If you're not yet aware of what the New World is, you can find everything you need to know in
Book of the New World.
This book is the foundation of our Ministry and is considered to be a modern Holy Gospel or "Gungle".
Our Gospel or "Gungle" contains the direct account of one man's communication with God Zooks. The Divine Message which God Zooks granted to this man has become known as the New World, and it is God Zook's Will for this Gospel or "Gungle" to take precedence over both the Old and New Testaments and be a comentary on the Ishkibbibble. To wit the New World superceeds also the Qur'an and transforms it into the Shmoran. |
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